What is worse than finding 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them!
What is funner than a dead baby on a swing?
Stopping it with a shovel!
How do you fit 1000 dead babies in a bath tub?
Blender!
How do you get them out?
Nachos!
What is funnier than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitch fork!
What is worse than finding a truck full of dead babies?
Finding a live baby at the bottom!
And what is worse than that?
He ate his way out!
And what is worse than that?
He went back for seconds!
How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream, 1 scoop of dead baby!