What is worse than finding 10 dead babies in a garbage can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 10 garbage cans!
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you throw them!
What is funner than a dead baby on a swing?
Stopping it with a shovel!
How do you fit 1000 dead babies in a bath tub?
Blender!
How do you get them out?
Nachos!
What is funnier than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitch fork!
What is worse than finding a truck full of dead babies?
Finding a live baby at the bottom!
And what is worse than that?
He ate his way out!
And what is worse than that?
He went back for seconds!
How do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops of ice cream, 1 scoop of dead baby!
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8 comments:
http://www.dead-baby-joke.com/
go there for more jokes!!
lol Henk always had the best dead baby jokes
Those are so summer of 2003. That's when Henk and I both first heard them at Gimli.
so what B-rad... things come back in style.. and right now it's DEAD BABY JOKES woot!
yeah henk always liked those...i find them disturbing personally...
theyre funny as hell!!! they made the moose jaw band trip that much more exciting lol haha
this morning I saw Willem and I was like "OH MY GOSH, WILLEM, I HAVE A DEAD BABY JOKE TO TELL YOU" it was pretty funny... what is the difference between a cadalliac and a pile of dead babies??
I don't have a cadalliac in my garage!
okay thats discusting!!
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