the joys of living in manitoba

Oh the joys of living in Manitoba
the nice hot summers
the refreshingly cold winters
and SNOW at the end of May!
WHAT THE HELL?!
doesn't anybody know that April SHOWERS bring May FLOWERS?
not April nice weather brings May CRAP!
it is supposed to snow in November, December, January, February, March (maybe October, and POSSIBLE April) BUT NO OTHER TIMES!!

also...
the joys of living in SMALL TOWN Manitoba
nothing to do
all your friends live like FOREVER away
and... there are never any parties! (now I am not an alcoholic, but you try to tell me that it's fun sitting all by yourself at home, ALONE, on every Friday and Saturday night...)